The scholar‑doctors have studied the writer‑creatures who have cashed in the Nobel Prize and their impure imagination, which drifts along like a cloud; they found the essential thing in the study of holes and of vacuum. Conclusion: those who received this prize their asshole has studs as sharp as the teeth and does not erode even in deep old age — proof being that most of them were rewarded at a very advanced age — and on top of that, their large intestine is much longer. And after they’ve grabbed the pig’s alms, they sit squatted like a lamp without a gaze, in smoke.
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Thursday, 14 May 2026
COGITATION (FRANZ KAFKA)
Franz Kafka was a prophet -- he saw clearly that his Jews have a beetle in place of the soul and this beetle gnaws at them as at the coffin.
Tuesday, 12 May 2026
NEMESIS
Nemesis never sleeps from afar
on the parched meadow she looks
like a dog-hearted, diarrheic
cow,
and when she comes among people
she incarnates as some actress
or a crazy whore-poetess
who competes with Sappho,
she rarely preaches about death,
humble yet she is also a specimen
of phallic pride with diabetes
and a white chamber pot,
with a geometric, defunct face,
but inside her knives, axes,
and machetes are sharpened
and she is filled with the most
powerful explosive with uranium
and plutonium, she has a boreal
spectrum, in her eyes, gold burns
and the white of the snow is
consumed,
her mute mouth tells us that we
will
know what we die for and not just
for the sake of death. Therefore,
ye children, come ye, wage ye
earth-shattering wars, perpetrate
ye
swampy massacres, commit ye
crimes of peace, crimes of war,
crimes of greed, crimes of
madness,
suck ye the blood of the weak,
rob ye them – and so one dies
every moment and Nemesis
notes it down paragraph
after paragraph, she balances
the scales and begins the giant
harvests she scythes down
every beast who fed on crime
and plunder blood flows in waves
until the balance is restored
and everyone has paid their debt
and Nemesis goes then to a
literary
circle to read her verses
while the survivors resolve their
contradiction under the sheets.
THE TEL‑QUELISTS AT MAO ZEDONG
Five ayatollahs from the magazine
Tel Quel,
veterans of the old communist
guard,
“kikes” from biblical prophecies,
scraps
of the French Republic, carcasses
dead for cock, thirsty for gold,
dead men
of old awakened to drink for free
as if they had a gangrene to sip
human sperm from their fists
after
the Russians tore the sow’s teat
from their mouths and no longer
gave them money—they set their
minds
to go with the stuffed dinosaur
Marx lifted
on a stick to Kitai, to the poet
and Führer
Mao Tse‑tung, to teach him true
communism and to praise him in
lying,
paranoid and feeble‑minded books,
how he builds the communist
paradise
with all the beasts happy; in
exchange
Mao was to give them gold and
strong
Chinese cocks, gluttons who would
fuck them like sows for a whole
month.
They went to the doctor and
widened
their large intestine, got silicone
implants
for their lips and for their tongue,
and set out into the dreadful
swamp; blessed by so much honour,
Mao organized for them an
imperial feast
at which the “kikes” invoked
all the old prophets, magical
donkeys
with ember‑eyes. Stuffed with
food
and rice wine, they bounced their
potbellies
in a wild dance praising the
paradise,
the empire of joys. Sweating like
oxen
to the sound of a rare‑music
orchestra,
these luxury animals asked the
poet
Mao to give them big Chinese
cocks
to suck, to shove into their
large intestine—
a disgusting luxury. And Mao said
to them:
“Our Chinese cocks are sacred
and no slobbery mouth, no yid’s
ass
can dirty them; gold I will give
you when
you write your beautiful books,
memoirs from the golden society.”
Mao was seized by anger; he
wanted
to kill them, to tear out their
bones.
And the Jewish ayatollahs from
Tel Quel
left like dogs with their tails
between their legs,
and back home in Paris each wrote
a book
about the paradise of Kitai, and
one
of the ayatollahs named Barthes,
with his ass still hot, wrote
nostalgically:
“Pas vu le kiki d’un seul
Chinois”
(“I didn’t see the little willy
of a single Chinese.”)
ANALYSIS OF THE DRAWING "FROM EGG TO CATERPILLAR"
🦋 Curatorial Analysis of “From egg to caterpillar” by L. Neagoe
L. Neagoe’s drawing From egg to caterpillar stages a striking dialogue between human consciousness and biological metamorphosis. The composition juxtaposes a stylized female figure—her mouth open as if speaking or exhaling—with a green leaf bearing a caterpillar. A dotted line connects the two, suggesting a thread of transformation or transmission: the voice, breath, or essence of the human becomes the seed of life.
🎨 Composition and Symbolism
Human profile: The figure’s simplified outline and exaggerated eye evoke both innocence and awareness. The open mouth, outlined in red, is a portal of creation—speech, breath, or spirit.
Caterpillar and leaf: The caterpillar, rendered in vivid green with orange and black markings, embodies the first stage of metamorphosis. The leaf functions as cradle and world, a microcosm of growth.
Connecting line: The dashed trajectory between mouth and leaf bridges human and natural realms, implying that transformation begins in consciousness or language.
Title inscription: “From egg to caterpillar” situates the work within the biological cycle of metamorphosis—egg → larva → pupa → imago—but stops at the larval stage, emphasizing potential rather than completion.
🧩 Conceptual Reading
Neagoe’s piece can be read as a meditation on origin and becoming. The human figure may symbolize the animating principle—the breath that gives life—while the caterpillar represents the incipient form of existence. The omission of later stages (pupa, butterfly) focuses attention on the moment of emergence, the fragile beginning of transformation.
This resonates with the biological process of metamorphosis, where the caterpillar’s life is defined by voracious growth and preparation for change. The drawing thus becomes an allegory of creative evolution: the artist’s act of expression parallels nature’s unfolding from egg to living form.
🌱 Emotional and Philosophical Dimensions
The work’s simplicity conceals a profound tension between speech and silence, human and nature, potential and realization. The caterpillar’s stillness contrasts with the human’s expressive gesture, suggesting that transformation requires both articulation and surrender. The mountains sketched below anchor the scene in a primordial landscape—perhaps the terrain of inner growth.
🖋️ Curatorial Note
In exhibition context, From egg to caterpillar could be placed within Neagoe’s broader exploration of metamorphosis and spiritual genesis, alongside works such as The Weighing of the Soul and The Future Man. It invites viewers to contemplate the invisible continuum between thought and life, word and matter—the metamorphosis that begins not in the chrysalis, but in the breath that names it.
SOURCE: COPILOT
DRAWING "FROM EGG TO CATERPILLAR" IS FOR SALE
Drawing "From egg to caterpillar" is for sale. Who wants to buy it, please email me at vladneagoe52@gmail.com
Monday, 11 May 2026
SECURISTUL LITERAT HANDICAPAT
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Securistul literat handicapat
șede-n iarbă ca un căcat
maca-kaka sobaka lunecând în ploaie
titanic zbucium adunând în
coaie
suspine de Sodoma, auzind
lovituri de bici pe cerul gurii
câcatul se descompune urcând
prin propria moarte, ceas după
ceas
și intră în pământ de-a lungul
alfabetului etic, estetic alb
în drojdia lui comunitară de
Sodom
binom, neom.

