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Tuesday, 12 May 2026

THE TEL‑QUELISTS AT MAO ZEDONG

 

Five ayatollahs from the magazine Tel Quel,

veterans of the old communist guard,

“kikes” from biblical prophecies, scraps

of the French Republic, carcasses

dead for cock, thirsty for gold, dead men

of old awakened to drink for free

as if they had a gangrene to sip

human sperm from their fists after

the Russians tore the sow’s teat

from their mouths and no longer

gave them money—they set their minds

to go with the stuffed dinosaur Marx lifted

on a stick to Kitai, to the poet and Führer

Mao Tse‑tung, to teach him true

communism and to praise him in lying,

paranoid and feeble‑minded books,

how he builds the communist paradise

with all the beasts happy; in exchange

Mao was to give them gold and strong

Chinese cocks, gluttons who would

fuck them like sows for a whole month.

They went to the doctor and widened

their large intestine, got silicone implants

for their lips and for their tongue,

and set out into the dreadful

swamp; blessed by so much honour,

Mao organized for them an imperial feast

at which the “kikes” invoked

all the old prophets, magical donkeys

with ember‑eyes. Stuffed with food

and rice wine, they bounced their potbellies

in a wild dance praising the paradise,

the empire of joys. Sweating like oxen

to the sound of a rare‑music orchestra,

these luxury animals asked the poet

Mao to give them big Chinese cocks

to suck, to shove into their large intestine—

a disgusting luxury. And Mao said to them:

“Our Chinese cocks are sacred

and no slobbery mouth, no yid’s ass

can dirty them; gold I will give you when

you write your beautiful books,

memoirs from the golden society.”

Mao was seized by anger; he wanted

to kill them, to tear out their bones.

And the Jewish ayatollahs from Tel Quel 

left like dogs with their tails between their legs,

and back home in Paris each wrote a book

about the paradise of Kitai, and one

of the ayatollahs named Barthes,

with his ass still hot, wrote nostalgically:

“Pas vu le kiki d’un seul Chinois”

(“I didn’t see the little willy of a single Chinese.”)

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