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Monday, 3 November 2025

THE CONFESSIONS OF THE CASTRATED BOOR

 The Securitate boor with epaulettes of a big scribe

constantly put in the showcase set himself confessing,

“Sometimes it occurs to you, and you want to say

occasionally that not much time is left so that you

become equal to a god in full swing or at least equal

to a great führer who controls a miserable planet

but lower knowing the unhappiness about being

born he wants to escape from this poisoned gift

an act of revenge of the Providence and the snarling

finicky boor chatters on about the fact that he lived

all his luxury life in the company of the suicide

day by day, hour by hour and it would be unjust

on his behalf to slander her because she is dear

to him because unsatiable is the fierce desire to exist,

the meanest vice by which a mortal can be affected

his specific vice that helps him generate thousands

of pages of viscous literature that he produces

out of consciousness to have a body that should

amble along through the world to gather money

and to go to the secret militia to rat on, to chat

with the officers and they should praise him

in the name of the fatherland – you can’t live

and you can’t know that you live you have

to live without your knowing it and you have

to destroy your adversaries without your knowing

it, you have to just write what crosses your mind

about them and to do it in such a way that they

disappear in this regard the more illusions you have

the more courage you have and the Sigourantsa

appreciates you, especially my buttocks of a widow

mama wanted me to be born a little girl, she said

and was awaiting me when I grow, I play the spoilt

child, “I’m mama’s stupid little girl and I’m yearning

for the dick" and she should rebuke me jokingly,

“Shame!” and the Securitate guys noticed that I have

the buttocks of a little girl and they slapped them

delicately, licked them, shook them and made it

longer with the pecker inside me, they were dancing

me and they made me as great as Kafka. And then

without me knowing how I managed to enter

into the flow of time to be universal and to re-find

them intact my desires and the fits of anger  

of the brilliant, ratfink little girl. The Securitate,

those big-dicked, fiery Gyppo jail guards

cured me of melancholy and taught me the grammar

of the success. Without the Sigourantsa of the Gyppo

jail guards, success wouldn’t have existed, the love

of the dick-headed mob for me wouldn’t have existed.

They alleviate my manias and my working lips

as hard as some nail files suck their untiring dicks.

That’s why they fight for me and on a day of Shabbat

I will receive the Shnobel prize, huge success.

I can’t fight for anything but the unflinching purpose

of having conquered. That’s why I live day by day

with the beloved suicide on my skin of a hen.

I exceeded the stage where it doesn’t matter

any longer whether I commit suicide or not.

“You prolonged it enough it’s time for you

to take French leave,” I tell it to the Gyppo

Securitate guy but he tells me, “Take it easy

your large intestine resists more than the skin

of the sausage “Prichepoutul””. “Ah my thirst

for life is morbid.“  “Shut up, you mare,” shouts

the warrant officer, “all the nation is reading you

and the Jews are dying of love because you are

a Mozart. They will erect a statue of salt for you in Sodom.””     

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