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Thursday, 30 January 2025

SCRUTIN

 

Bande de anarhiști compacte

își numără bombele, gloanțele

grenadele și s-aruncă la vot

cu bugetul furat până la fund

pulimea bașibuzucă îi votează

și cu asta își votează lichidarea,

nimicirea, mizeria, evadarea

și după ce se așează pe scaune

din nou canibalii încep să strângă

garoul la gât acestor mamuțe

care cred că au un spațiu

de supraviețuire. Ar fura și ei

ceva, dar nu au puterință

și clămpănesc.  

BALLOT

 

Compact gangs of anarchists count

their bombs, their bullets, their grenades

and they fling themselves into the vote

with the budget stolen as far as the bottom

the stupid populace corrupted heads vote

for them and with this they vote for their

own liquidation, for their own annihilation,

for their own extreme poverty, for their own escape

and after they sit in their chairs again

the cannibals begin to tighten the garrotte

around the neck of these monkeys that believe

that they have a space of survival. They’d

steal something too, but are unable

and clap their jaws.

Wednesday, 29 January 2025

THE LITERARY BEDBUG

 ***

In this country without hinges

as prior to the deluge occurs

a strange constant phenomenon

as if one gave a bone to a hungry

dog, “Don’t stick it into your gut!”

They all hurry to kiss the ass

of a literary brilliant bedbug

with flabby phiz, newcomer

from Dead Sea with tiny step

of a louse with lousy writing

he tries to bite the humans.

He crawls, looking preoccupied.

The specialists in literature

claim all the other scribes

are doomed to failure since he

appeared. They translated him

into almost all the languages

except for Tuvan language

and Mordvin, they awarded

him prizes, they gave him money

they put him into school textbooks

they pulled his strings at the book fairs

the foreigners were judging him

by their own experience, by the psychology

of the people who live in tranquil countries.

Nonetheless there comes one and says,

“From so much kissing of this bedbug

remained a pile of wood shavings

that asphyxiate all that’s alive

but the other literary sluts scrape the ground.”       

THIS PRICELESS CHALICE

 

It ought to have been annihilated

annihilated, annihilated this priceless

chalice you shall break the bare countenance.   

THE WEEPING OF A WALLACHIAN

 

I’m a solitary and wild Scythian

among my archdevils Tatars.

I have a single feeling: revenge.

Forgive me, Lord, for being born

a Scythian Wallachian whom

they all ride and rob. From everywhere

they took away my residence permit.

I’m going to do something so the world

quake. What? I don’t know. What shall I do?

Tuesday, 28 January 2025

A TRIANGLE UNDER THE BLACK SKY

 

***

Dead shore

an iron bridge

a triangle under the black sky.  

SOCIALISM

 

The past is full and convulsed,

everything dark triumphs

and lies prostrate with the dust.

In the night I hear the guttural

metallic voice, “I’ve been Bolshevik

and I’ll die a Bolshevik.” Then one

comes and says, “Who wants to build

the socialism here you are, let him go

voluntarily to kolkhoz, who doesn’t

want to, here you are, he has the whole

right. Except that I’ll tell you plainly

and unreservedly: to this kind of guys

we have a single way of talking: the soul

out, the guts on the branches of the trees.

It’s hard to understand. Then came

the famine. The beasts gave in, the horses

were panting heavily and were falling,

the dogs were dying and were eaten

and the people dead from starvation

were eaten nor did the rats withstand

only the insects didn’t betray the man:

the typhus, the lice were moving

in compact hordes as were the Mongols

as were the communists, the fleas were

leaping vivaciously, the bedbugs

were sneaking in looking preoccupied

as were The Party Tirtans, the ticks

were biting the back of the peasants’  

neck. The survivors seem to be none

the happier. Someone within the Party

suggested that the reproductive system

be extirpated and they should let them

produce no more than one amplified orgasm.

This is where we got to.”

THE VOID IS GROWING

 

***

The void is growing, the devastation

is expanding, from the mouth

of a mountain grotto the cannibal

utters, “With fear and shock

you’ll eat each other’s innards

you’ll choke with the historic

options. How do you still bear

to be gods!? Wherever you exist

you’ll kindle the immaculate sun

and the beneficial fusing

with the allusive, subtle, matutinal light”.

ALL IS FULL AND CONVULSED

 

***

All is full and convulsed

everything dark triumphs

and lies prostrate ‒ the Poet

has committed suicide

even for you, language of mine

ash and strong wind

for the disconsolate slumber.

The ancient trees, the death

and the nightingales, the frogs,

the sunbeams lament him

for errors and swoons

for deep and inaccessible longings

even you truncated cleanliness of mine

you weep truncated by the shouts

of the teenagers’ naivety, halo

of calm and warm metals.    

AMERICA HAS COME LIKE A DELUGE

 

***

America has come like a deluge

into this space full of dogs

and of flabbergasted chimpanzees ‒

American movies, American architecture

American shops, American songs

even Christ in a cubist stained glass

window reminds us of a component

in a complicated machine. You ask

yourself from whence this huge wave

has come over this wasteland.

Now the monkeys are afraid of the daybreak.  

Sunday, 26 January 2025

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Saturday, 25 January 2025

IN THE KINGDOM OF THE CLOSED MOUNTAINS

 

Where the Devil is sweating

in the kingdom of the closed

mountains the wings of a cherub

are flapping over the trembling

orchids the resurrected refugee god

is preaching about the new order

the degenerate man in front of the desert

where the children began reading porn

novels next to undressed Scheherazade.

Her aroma is barely sensed in the light

summer breeze, she’s smiling with wide

open breasts and with her fine hand

between her thighs ears of wheat

and herbs from all over the world are

tickling her and the god is laughing happily.       

AND HERE THE FORMS OF STARVATION

 

And here the forms of starvation

and here the crimes, the tresses

floating across the belly and the eyes

in white tears churning comets

oh you delights, oh you tongues

lapping splashing on the arse buried

in money. The arctic grottoes

draw you into their belly. The roof

of the gendarmes collapses.      

DRAWING "THE CALL OF THE MERMAID" IS FOR SALE. PRICE 10000 DOLLARS

 

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Friday, 24 January 2025

DRAWING "THE REAL LOVE" IS FOR SALE. PRICE 10000 DOLLARS

 

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DRAWING "PANDORA'S BOX" IS FOR SALE. PRICE 10000 DOLLARS

 

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Wednesday, 22 January 2025

IN THE BILLOW I TALK TO YOU

 

***

And in the billow I talk to you

my only mermaid me thy only food

but today on whom have you

supervened among dahlias and lilies

and behind you from the pupae

and landscapes emerge bees

that make honey and today

I frenetically watch the valley

that I’ll always love, I’ll always

sleep to your bosom anointed

with honey but your body

lengthens out inside the North

between the blue trees

as far as the blue snows.   

NOW THE SIGN HAS RETURNED

 

***

Now the sign has returned from serenity

the bells are ringing out for the evening  

about art, about love, about nothing

and she’s preyed on you like a serpent

with the flat head, she’s come back

with her mother and she’s listening

to them with great gentleness, but the birds

are singing in celebration in the sky

glorifying an era.   

WE ARE UNDER THE MASTERS

 

***

We are under the masters

be sensible ye the ones

with the broken backbone ‒

the being is selection, a series,

a farandole, a parade of falsifiers.

The false with the false breaks

the back of your neck the most

disgusting man and the shadow

the splendid song of the soul

there remains a lamentation

let the ones taller than you

pass over you, you are stairs.

You are no more an ugly memory.  

A VOID IN THE AIR OF MY SOUL

 

***

A void exists in the air of my soul

monk along the seashore as frightened

as a ghost, he himself has decided

that his laughter is holy, dancer

counter to space, counter to time.

Nonetheless this soul ought also

to have sung but he doesn’t want

to surrender to the mermaid voices

seeing “The Being”, a strange thing

he shouts, “All is false” and treads

on the toys of a child who’s been playing

in the sand: a whirligig, a rhombus,

knucklebones, mirror. The short wakefulness

of holy beatitude! For today’s mask

that the god granted us showing his mercy

attracted by ogres with toys.

Sunday, 19 January 2025

SENTINȚĂ M. EMINOVICI

 

M. Eminovici e idiotul de serviciu de râsul țiganilor și tîrtanilor dintre noi. Nu are nicio realitate e mincinos și fals poet extrem de sforăitor, fără simțire. Mort și rece.

Friday, 17 January 2025

TOVARĂȘA ȚIGANCĂ

 

Tovarășa mea cerșetoare

vrăjitoare țigancă cară în cîrcă

toate nenorocirile, toate șiretlicurile

toate harnelele țării mele. Se ține

de noi cu vocea ei răgușită

fără noimă, bate-ntr-un lighean

vocea ta! Unic mângâietor

al acestei mârșave disperări

e copilul ei schilod care se uită

cu ochii rotunzi negri ‒ vede

lumea pentru întâia oară.

Totul începe prin râsul lui

și pune în mișcare veninul

ăsta stătut care rămâne în venele

noastre chiar când suntem morți

o unică bătaie a inimii, ritm

singular în lighean: tu, Doamne.

LORD, HAVE MERCY ON US

 

The Time, the Suffering, the Death

God asked me for a glass of water.

You want to carry the sin, look,

he’s coming darting to the sky

out of the heavy darkness the grain

of the doubts bursts and the horror

that has no voice wants you, they want

to see you dead from suffering.

“Lord, have mercy on us.” But the Lord

answers me, “Where is the glass of water

that I asked you for?” The concoction

of the future was the favourite game

of my escapes.  

MIHAIL EMINOVICI ‒ PE LÂNGĂ PLOPII FĂRĂ SOȚ (VARIANTĂ)

 

Pe lângă plopii fără soț

beat am tot trecut

cam șui și bine travestit

cu ochiul fix pe geam țintit

mă cunoșteau câinii toți (după miros)

tu nu m-ai cunoscut

Ce făceai? Găteai? Dansai?

Te tăvăleai? Râdeți?

Eu iar (gândiți-vă!) de mii de ori

număram plopii fără soț

ajuns pe câmp fără un reper

îmi plâng de jale, mă nărui, pier

pe când tu prea veselă te tăvăleai

eu ștromeleagului îi dădeam mălai

ce copil monstru!

Faci din mine un cerșetor.

Te voi lega, te vei înăbuși

Amorul meu nu mai tuși.

ZMEUL UMFLAT

 

Eminovici îi tricoloru‘

el e pro-motoru‘

el e hegemonu hain

fără legende, fără chipuri

setea nu ți-o poate răpune

dor cu rîmuri, flori

pentru closet străvechi

se bucură de moarte

căci nărodu-i răbdător

și nepăsător foarte

steaua dimineții răscolește

valul pur. Rob al minciunii

se topește unde se topește

stingher un nor. El e idiotu‘

ce ține loc de gol, într-un singur

codru negru te va sălta, înăbuși

acolo. El acolo se va nărui

de ridicol. Când sunteți un norod

de canibali prea-păcătoși

ce-ar face un idol cu voi?

Vreți să vă căiți, să țopăiți

să vă stricați de rîs? Istoria

v-a aruncat pe fereastră

iar idolul e rece, de fier

ruginit, acoperit de tertipuri

și mârșave deznădejdi.  

MURĂTURĂ ȘI SCRIITURĂ

 

Eminovici scrie versuri cu rimă câcaturi

înspumate, Teodorescu scrie câcaturi

cu sunet de căcat, Blaga scrie căcaturi

văcsuite inodore, Barbilian scrie câcaturi

sfărâmate rimate și toți laolaltă așa-zișii

poeți scriu o grămadă de cîcaturi cu sunet

de câcat în afara minții și simțirii, cei de azi

gâdilă balamucul la coaie și-i mănâncă

schmuckul anarhic și toți se căinează:

”Balamuc, balamuc eu din tine mă duc...”

Și-n urma tuturor rămâne o grămadă

de câcaturi ca-n ele viermele lor să nu moară...

Și vor fi o pricină de groază pentru orice

făptură cu rima lor ca o friptură. Canibalii

culturii calmuci sadea vor câte un poet nou

în fiecare sabat să le sufle în trombon.

Thursday, 16 January 2025

DRAWING "HE'S COMING. UNDOUBTEDLY" IS FOR SALE. PRICE 10000 DOLLARS

 

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Wednesday, 15 January 2025

THE HOLY ICON OF JESUS IS FOR SALE. PRICE 1 MILLION DOLLARS

 

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Friday, 10 January 2025

INFUZORIA ROMÂNĂ

 

Infuzorie cu doi cili

mândră treci pe lângă bacili

iute printre terfe stătute

tu știi precis cui i-a fute.

THE WIZARD TO A CONSULTANT

 

What is a man? He seems to be

dematerialization in this life

you refused the destiny of man

and you transposed yourself

to the destiny of a harsh broom

that sweeps the money in

she’ll sweep billions in and she’ll be

a happy but indifferent broom

in your next reincarnation you’ll be

a wilted mop incarnate that wipes

the traces of the money. Only God

knows how your future mind

can go beyond this conflict.   


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WE ARE FORSAKEN

 

***

We are forsaken

forsaken by God

forsaken by the world, by barbarians

and the dung beetles are eating us.


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Wednesday, 8 January 2025

LOVE E‒MAIL

 

Go fuck your mother! Where do you want

to get to with your allusions? I made no plan

how I should attack you, red-haired boy.

I feel that my face has caught fire I’m disappointed,

disorganized, disordered and I’m not a dumb

blonde. You are a control freak and you’re terrifically

good at controlling me, your disgusting hardened

pecker doesn’t disappear right before my eyes ‒

it’s a rocket that enters with the flame into my womb.

I doubt that today you’ll grant me a voluptuous

audience and I feel that I have half the luck.

Frustrated, I frown at my image in the mirror.

Damn my hair ‒ it just won’t respond. I don’t

have to sleep with the wet hair. Look, what

I’m doing, I’m straining to convince my hair

to stay proper, humid, but with the finger

I caress on my lips the red flower that is crying.

I do it many a time, then I tame my hair

with the hairbrush that my flower absorbs.

Exasperated, I roll my eyes and I stare

at the pale face but in a corner your hanging

pecker I stare at it, but it’s a shadow I let out

a holler moving the hairbrush inside.

Do you like that? You gramophone!  


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